Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Bacon FTW

Bacon = awesome. Most understand this simple equation but there are still a few out there that just don't get it which is just a terrible tragedy...

Bacon is a well used meat. It's made its way into breakfast, lunch and dinner. It can be found by itself, sprinkled on a salad or in a big beefy burger. Most of us out there feel that bacon has been taken to its limits, but there are still a few bacon trail blazers out there continuing to search for that untouched, virgin soil where they can expand in the name of baconie goodness.

I recently found examples of two such baconeers.

Firstly, the bacon cake. Genius! Combining our love of cake with that of bacon. Who needs to blow out the candles and make a wish? Its already been granted. Happy birthday indeed!

Secondly, bacon ice cream. Stupendous! Imagine the distant sound of the ice cream truck with its lullaby like music slowly drifting in the breeze to your ear. The music gets louder, as does the sound of voices, many voices, cheering loudly. You walk to the front of your yard and see the truck stop on your road. Men from all over the neighborhood clamor to get their orders to the man in the paper hat in first. Why all the commotion?! What flavor could be driving them to such levels?! BACON!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That's disgusting...